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Showers
14:24 Apr 24 2009
Times Read: 964

So Emelia asked for a shower *raises hands* weirder things have happened lol

She did awesome she was fighting outta her clothes as she was making it to the bathroom and she practically dove in lol

So shes chattering away her usual self and I'm trying to pass her soap and everything. I leaned over to get the shampoo for her hair when a little wet hand cupped my boob and she said "What makes them so big?" (mine are a far cry from big but to a 4 year old everything is big lol) I just said Mammaries make up the size .. she says .."oh" looks down and pokes at her own boobie and says "I have a small package".... I nearly fell on the spot laughing, once I wiped the tears away I asked her if I heard her correctly that she said package lol... yup I heard it right lmao

Superior genes at play
15:02 Apr 07 2009
Times Read: 998

So my kid stuck a popcorn kernal up her nose last night lol I set her on the bathroom vanity and had her blowing her nose (I myself gagging seeing as I can't handle bogies) I got her to stop crying by telling her I wasn't mad nor upset and that I thought it Funny she would start doing this now lol No kernal came out so I think and hope she swallowed it from all that blubbering lol She promises never to stick anything else up her nose (then this morning tells me she sticks prezels up there all the time *rolls eyes* I'm not gonna like THAT ER trip lmao)

Emelia's 4th birthday
14:14 Apr 06 2009
Times Read: 1,020




My most favoritest thing in the whole wide world thank you thank you (she played with the duck every time we went to the toy section .... now that she has onne I don't think she's touched it lmfao)





I've already got a bike helmet at gramma's ..huh?





I KNOW how to unwrap it Starr!!





what the... a new bike? .... Now for the kicker .. the little girl next to emelia is my god daughter Gabriella ... who will be 6 in a few months!!!





I'm holding my kid back ONLY becuz she burnt her lip and her nose on her second birthday by diving at the flames and I just don't trust her lol